Don't Think About Having a Baby...

Its all about your "attitude" when you are 37.5 weeks pregnant...

Just whatever you do, don't think about having a baby

...and then you won't go crazy...

You can spend the entire 30 minutes of you kid's bathtime taking pictures of your huge pregnant belly as long as you

don't think about having a baby...

You can take a picture to put on the thank you card for the surprise diaper showing you got last week...as long as you...

don't think about actually having a baby...

You can even play with your kids and build the biggest train track possible using every piece as long as while you do it you

don't think about having a baby...

But at the end of the day everyone knows that all you can really think about...

is having a baby!

Darn, I tried...